Get roasted.Get better.
Put your resume, profile, pitch, fit, or workspace on the grill. Get a funny, useful reality check you can act on—or screenshot for the group chat.
Start free. No public posting. You choose what gets shared.
Pick your target
Roast incoming
“This resume has more jobs than proof.”
THE FIX
Lead with outcomes: add a number, scope, or result to every recent role.
Select your evidence
What are we roasting today?
Pick a lane, then bring the screenshots, copy, or files. We keep the fire pointed at the work.
Resume
Make recruiters look twice—for good reasons.
Your headline deserves an intervention.
Dating Profile
Chemistry starts before the first message.
Outfit
Let the fit speak. We’ll edit the script.
Home Office
Does this desk say focus or hostage situation?
Pitch Deck
Turn investor eye-rolls into follow-up calls.
Example roast
The burn comes with a blueprint.
A good roast finds the gap. A useful one tells you exactly how to close it. Here's what that looks like.
Get mine nextResume roast
Example only
“Your summary says ‘go-getter.’ So does every coffee mug at TJ Maxx.”
Fix it
Replace the buzzwords with your role, specialty, and one measurable win.
“Your bullets are doing cardio. They never reach a result.”
Fix it
Start with an action, add the scope, and finish with a result a recruiter can repeat back.
“This formatting has three competing managers.”
Fix it
Limit the document to two type styles and one spacing system. Let the content do the flexing.
Three quick steps
Bring the thing. We bring the heat.
01
Drop it in
Paste text or add a supported upload.
02
Pick a mode
Choose funny feedback or straight advice.
03
Take the fix
Keep it private or make it shareable.
Choose your damage
Laugh now. Level up when it matters.
Start with the roast. Switch to serious feedback when the job, date, or pitch needs a smarter second pass.
Free Roast
Say it with your chest.
A sharp read, a safe laugh, and one worthwhile fix for the thing you're putting on blast.
- One punchy roast
- A screenshot-ready result
- The top fix to make next
Serious Feedback
No jokesMake the next version count.
Deeper feedback for the moments where you want direct, constructive coaching—not a punchline.
- Everything in a Free Roast
- Straight, no-joke analysis
- Specific rewrites and next steps
Private by default
Your uploads are not public content.
Delete on your terms
You stay in control of your history.
Share by choice
Make a card only when you want one.
No smoke, all answers
Before you volunteer as tribute.
Your group chat is too polite.
Give the thing a proper roast. Then give it the fix it deserves.
Roast my stuff